so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
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This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
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