i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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