Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
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Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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