Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
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vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
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Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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