You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
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