Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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