she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
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Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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