who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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