Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
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funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
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Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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