I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
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you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
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We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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