FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
tell me about the eggs
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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