just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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