Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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