this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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