How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
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I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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