I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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