party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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