if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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