So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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