do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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