On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
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Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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