he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Your penis caused this!
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