I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
