dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Ladies don't puke and tell
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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