Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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