i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
