I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
