nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
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Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
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I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I need to wash the frat house off of me
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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