he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
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What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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