Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
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There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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