Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
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you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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