Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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