Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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