I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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