What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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