I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
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Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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