It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
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you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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