brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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