and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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