i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
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If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
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who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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