therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
He has the fingertips of a God
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