We should be called the Road Head Warriors
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
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Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
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No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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