Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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