i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
