I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
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After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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