I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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