He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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