...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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