he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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