everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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