Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
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I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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