the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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