PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Randomize
